The Tour de France starts in five days time. Just like my man Morgan Freeman said at the end of Shawshank, I find i can barely sit still or hold a single thought in my head. Hey Morgan, I feel exactly the same way. And on top of that every time i think about what might come to pass in the next 21 days, i have to run and change my Y-fronts.
The next three weeks will see these nutjobs average 40km/h while they play out a game of chess on two wheels over 3,500km, climbing the equivalent of 3 Everests, and racing each other over a distance which would destroy a small car in, according to the New York Times, "arguably the most physiologically demanding of athletic events."
Some cool snaps to make you come over all funny:
You'll see crashes, high drama, blood, drugs, tears, and maybe even Al Pacino.
Just watch this video.
If you got to the end, give me a call i'll buy you a drink and we can talk about it.
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