Muffin Your Face

21 hours into young Florence's life, it seems only fitting to throw up a Starbucks diss.

'Perfect for whenever we are together'


First of all this looks like a congealed lump of post-nosebleed mucus.

Secondly for what worldly reason would you ever be together with anybody in Starbucks. I can think of only one. With the complete lack of atmosphere in that place, the one reason that springs to mind is that you'd be taking them there to kill them by suffocation. 

Cohagen style.


OR you'd be convening there for a Unification Of The Families meeting, then hitting the loos halfway through to remove the concealed muffin from behind the cistern, before returning muffin in hand to blow them all away.


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